The first time I heard this fan theory I cringed. Suddenly in my mind, I saw a short preview in a theater with a woman saying, ‘Bond, Jane Bond’ and then a quick shot of a Martini glass with lipstick print on it. If that premonition becomes reality, I will know that I have lived too long.

Yep, can’t wait till a suddenly 18 YO adult sues the city for telling them that they can’t have a diploma they earned as a minor, cause reasons.

No, not that Jared, this one.

Fuck. We are all gonna die.

Of course she is being silent, didn’t you hear, Obama has them wire tappped. Shhhhhhh.

But she’s the bosses daughter, don’t you understand! Now look I have a new collection coming out this spring, and I will try to fit whatever time I have left into running my Daddies country. But you need to give us some time, I mean we were wiretappped after all.

It’s another, more polite way, of saying, “He hit all his marks but he phoned it in.”

millennial approach. So a Twitter/Snapchat slapfight followed by a ghosting of Cobra?

Star Wars Actors too.

The Doomsday Machine

But Whales don’t have sex, they Swallow.

Yeah, but they do it from the inside!

No such thing as too much eye makeup when your on the prowl for free Pizza!

Best laugh I’ve had all day.

Yet strangely these laws keep popping up in the South (and Texas). Can’t say I’ve seen much in the way of anti-abortion law passed on the coasts. If the South were to Succeed from the Union again I know I wouldn’t fight to get them back.

Is that a Halo over his head or did Comey suddenly get a bright idea.

Squirrel.

And his approval numbers keep getting lower everyday. Wanna bet who would win if the election were held today? People who voted for Trump, for the most part were duped.

I’m not so sure they *Hate* Women