Wow, the ones that you pan fried tasted better than the microwaved ones. What a surprise. 

If you included patties, I think Jimmy Dean’s could have placed pretty high.

I think the microwave was your problem. I get the Banquet ones all the time (but the maple ones) and pan fry them and they’re great. Not the best ever but for frozen bagged sausage they’re pretty good. the kids love them too.

Boston’s Mystic River has a big issue with invasive water chestnut. It grows like crazy and obstructs the waterway. Groups of volunteers regularly go out on boats and pull it out of the river.

Can we abolish sports in public schools? Leave it to private clubs to organize and fight over. How in the hell does a parent have ANY right to access the private records of another child?!

This how separation of church and state dies.

What’s next? The world’s biggest slider?

Was it deep fried or baked?

He shows a truly nuts commercial without showcasing the truly bizarre one that is an amazing short film all on its own.

Next you’re going to tell me Tig Notaro never met the cast of Army of the Dead.

It’s about availability and price. Sure, you can buy local. But there are few places in the country that can provide the produce you need year round in the quantities necessary and with the consistent quality. Buying local does not ensure prices will be lower. They’ll just be local.

While IKEA’s meatballs are certainly iconic they are far from the first store to offer food to shoppers. Dime stores like Woolworth’s were doing it years before IKEA even existed.

I think the restaurant industry actually has detailed definitions, but I don’t know what they are.

Your definition isn’t terrible, but places like Five Guys really straddle the lines. There’s nothing about it that couldn’t be handled by a drive-thru, but making people come inside gives the veneer of it being something…

You could take position that those things don’t really matter, no like [insert your pet issue here], but that’s just moving the goalposts. Bottom line: saying Joe Bide has done “nothing” he said he would is inaccurate on its face; it is a lie.

Is it possible his approval rating is tanking because people don’t understand how our government works so they buy into promises a Presidential candidate makes but actually has no power to deliver on because the role of the president is to appoint a cabinet and sign laws passed by congress?

Who is this Joe Thorogood and the Destroyers, and where can I find more of their music?....

Now and forever!

Man, everybody hates Chris. 

Swift never spoke out about the fan-on-fan doxxing and outing. Paradoxically, outing is what every Gaylor fan worries they might be doing to their megastar. They want to talk about her potential queerness. They also want to give her the space to come out, as queer fans understand the difficulty of coming out before…

She did pretty well, but she failed to effectively rebut charges that she is black, so she will still struggle to get confirmed.