Clearly, she says “laurel.”

Or I’ll Fly Away

Just have Jenny and Maya switch roles and let Jenny be Nick’s mom - I bet they could do decent impressions of each other’s character’s voice.

Uncle Ben’s should just change their logo to a sad Spider-Man

It’s clearly an abbreviation for “Nicker.”

The giggling would be annoying.  During both.

I hope the Biden campaign finds a way to throw the progressive wing a bone once he’s the nominee, like maybe pick a progressive running-mate, or come out in favor of a major progressive issue. Just something to convince them to go to the polls that isn’t just “Trump is bad.”

At least it will make AOC’s presidency more groundbreaking.

A lot of her plans were legislative anyway, so there’s nothing stopping her from introducing a bill for a wealth tax or universal health care or whatever, if the democrats ever retake the Senate.

They should switch to a primary, but do ranked voting so it can behave like a caucus. For that matter, every state should.

The best trees are live ones that you can plant after Christmas.

These kind of laws will result in a lot of dead kids.

They should have ALF on as a guest, to talk about what it’s like being an alien with a talk show, since he’s not a Muppet either.

One, Two, Three Princesses here before me, that’s what I said now.

How do they get to sell the lease? Just break the lease, stop renting the building, and let the government find a new tenant without any involvement from the Trump Corporation.

Where would Jessica Pearson fall on the list?

How close are we to Okja?

What does this mean for immigrants coming from countries with free, government-provided health care?  They have no reason to own health insurance.

Why doesn’t he just put in a mine field?

So it’s a chicken-nugget-fried steak?