This story is okay until the part where Scaramucci gives a speech convincing the Electoral College to annoint President Hunter.

I’d rather they brought back the Double Down.

You could always just make one yourself:

Big Carl was a wine “glass” on Cougar Town.

How is freezing Snickers good but Milky Way bad - a Milky Way is just a Snickers without the peanuts!

The closest male equivalent would be taking off a tie, but no one wears ties anymore.

Does Elon Musk fly around in an electric turboprop?

It’s like if David E Kelley and Aaron Sorkin made a show, except they didn’t.

Rape is always bad, but it’s true that a lot of old family trees might have had some consensual incest in them, which isn’t the sort of thing the abortion exception is talking about.

I like sun-dried tomatoes in a BLT.

Sentencing him to some kind of community service where he has to share his story to warn other parents might be fair, as well as possibly giving him a way to make sense of it all.

Since he’s only a second-generation American, can we just tell him that if he doesn’t like what our fairly elected congresspeople are saying, he can go back to Germany?

Does Trump realize that when he talks about the broken and crime infested place they come from, he’s talking about himself? 

Is this like Wendy’s chili, a way to reuse uneaten burgers?

Brendan Fraser in Dudley DoRight?

When you keep a pig until its natural demise, do you eat it then, or not?

Where’s the whipped cream?

Nothing beats sausage gravy for breakfast.

Working for the DOJ, Mueller couldn’t indict Trump. Congress can indict him through the impeachment process. Mueller doesn’t work for DOJ anymore. If the House formally started an impeachment investigation, they could hire Mueller as a special investigator, have him read the report that DOJ Mueller’s team produced,…

No interview with Little Sweet, Kelly’s runner-up?