When I had an apartment I liked doing laundry in a laundromat, because I could do all my laundry for a month in a couple hours by using multiple washers followed by multiple dryers.  I can’t do that in my house’s laundry room.

Once you notice the lock of hair running through her arm, you can’t unsee it, although I’m pretty sure that’s just an illusion.

I was disappointed that wight Summer wasn’t with the army of the dead.

You tell ‘em, Cher.  Let in more immigrants and we’ll be overrun with gypsies, tramps and thieves!

Sand gets everywhere.

Add honey to the mayomust, and I’ll consider it. And hasn’t Dijonnaise existed for a while now?

I hereby dub you “Ratty the Pooh.”

It’s better to tie any reparation-like thing to income level, a thing which can be objectively measured, and not race, a thing which can’t be legally defined in a non-racist way. Besides, rich black folks like Oprah don’t really need reparations. If it has to also help some poor whites, that shouldn’t be a problem.

I’d say, “..we reserve the right to ask you to remove it or cover it up.”

My 80 year old mother ordered off the kids menu the last time we went to Applebee’s; She only wanted a small portion.

Justice Kagan is not named Eleanor.

It sounded a little like he was pivoting to where he can claim that any funding for border security counts as his wall.

I think he’d make a great VP candidate to balance a top of the ticket that isn’t a white guy.

If he made automatons for plays, does that mean he invented the deus ex machina?

They don’t eat tacos in Argentina or Bolivia?  Why not?  Are there no decent Mexican restaurants?

He’s more douchey Bright Abbott than doofy Andy Dwyer.

I think the easiest answer for giving DC residents fair representation in Congress is to just let them vote in Maryland congressional elections, making them their own district.

That’s why instead of one at a time, you add four at once: DC, PR, Guam, and the Virgins. 54 stars make a nice 6x9 rectangle.

I found this show on YouTube about a month ago and got hooked. My favorite part is the edit between Connecting Walls where it appears that the teams switch instantly.

Ready or not, here we come!