I can’t wait for HQ2 to open, so I can have a physical Amazon location to go to where I can prove to an actual person that I am me, and get them to fix my account that I haven’t been able to access since it was hacked four months ago.  Their phone customer support people are useless.

He’s the guy who got engaged to a young Jessica Alba when they were working together on Dark Angel.

Fireball goes amazing in cider,

Since there’s so much Nixon deja vu, it could go down the same way, where Pence leaves first, Hatch becomes VP, and then Trump gets kicked out, securing a Republican White House for 2 years.

If you like your spice a little stronger, Fireball goes well in hot cocoa.

This lettuce problem is just the tip of the iceberg.

I was wondering if it would be empowering or counterproductive to make the Chick FilA truck deliver to a gay club?

Instead of “not necessarily racist,” he should have said “not otherwise racist.”

How long ago was Ricki Lake in Hairspray?

Parents make kids throw out anything that isn’t wrapped in commercial packaging, so making your own candy is an exercise in futility.

Are there no more trailer parks?

Richard Simmons’ excessively campy public persona would seem to be the perfect shield to allow him to harrass women.

I’m surprised he’s not going to just leave the post unfilled and announce that the US is leaving the UN.

If this extremely lopsided FBI “investigation” ends up convincing Trump that Rod Rosenstein is a team player and he keeps his job, so therefore so does Mueller, was it worth it?

Suppose you lived an even more exemplary life than Brett Kavanaugh, like say a Catholic priest, should people not be allowed to bring up accusations of sexual misconduct from your past?

How do you feel about the Kevin Bacon/ Elizabeth Perkins movie?

Just don’t anger the kwyjibo.

Reminds me of the Spitting Image Margaret Thatcher

I have no doubt the FBI is biased against Trump and his cronies, since law enforcement don’t tend to like people who commit crimes.

“Name a black Ivy League graduate who is as ignorant as Trump about the field in which they work. “  Ben Carson went to Yale.