I think he’d make a great VP candidate to balance a top of the ticket that isn’t a white guy.

If he made automatons for plays, does that mean he invented the deus ex machina?

They don’t eat tacos in Argentina or Bolivia?  Why not?  Are there no decent Mexican restaurants?

He’s more douchey Bright Abbott than doofy Andy Dwyer.

I think the easiest answer for giving DC residents fair representation in Congress is to just let them vote in Maryland congressional elections, making them their own district.

That’s why instead of one at a time, you add four at once: DC, PR, Guam, and the Virgins. 54 stars make a nice 6x9 rectangle.

I found this show on YouTube about a month ago and got hooked. My favorite part is the edit between Connecting Walls where it appears that the teams switch instantly.

Ready or not, here we come!

I can’t wait for HQ2 to open, so I can have a physical Amazon location to go to where I can prove to an actual person that I am me, and get them to fix my account that I haven’t been able to access since it was hacked four months ago.  Their phone customer support people are useless.

He’s the guy who got engaged to a young Jessica Alba when they were working together on Dark Angel.

Fireball goes amazing in cider,

Since there’s so much Nixon deja vu, it could go down the same way, where Pence leaves first, Hatch becomes VP, and then Trump gets kicked out, securing a Republican White House for 2 years.

If you like your spice a little stronger, Fireball goes well in hot cocoa.

This lettuce problem is just the tip of the iceberg.

I was wondering if it would be empowering or counterproductive to make the Chick FilA truck deliver to a gay club?

Instead of “not necessarily racist,” he should have said “not otherwise racist.”

So the Cryptozoic Ghostbusters games are getting screwed over?

That’s what Cartman said

How long ago was Ricki Lake in Hairspray?

Parents make kids throw out anything that isn’t wrapped in commercial packaging, so making your own candy is an exercise in futility.