I remember arguing a long while back about Brian Matusz being a better pitching prospect than MadBum. Orioles fandom is painful sometimes

Notre Dame is worse. Some of their players think fake followers are real.

This is fucking flagrant disrespect by the NCAA toward our National Anthem. The NCAA hasn’t just canceled these events in North Carolina, they’ve canceled the playing of the National Anthem at these events in North Carolina as well. I’m not a member of the military but that is insanely hurtful to the many members of…

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

Mulva?

Still an improvement over their starter.

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Well that’s what happens when you try to get the same guy for your 90th anniversary gala that you had for your grand opening ceremonies.

“I don’t want to speak your language”

It is true. The Bible says Jesus had a high WHIP.

Wins Above Resurrection

Nailed it.

Make your free throws. Hit the ball the other way.

If not for the shift, Chris Davis would be one of the best hitters in baseball. But tough shit—he’s the one who needs to beat it.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.…