“Too Urban” is bad. Usually I get bounced for looking “too Harbaugh.”

Sure, Tampa’s GM is a genius, yet when I get caught unloading the Bishop in an NHL arena I’m some kind of a pervert.

There’s no safe spaces anymore snowflake.

You changed my mind. Trump is not fucked up, is he?

If we’re going to get righty trolls, can we at LEAST get, like, ONE that isn’t a basic, entry-level fucktard?

I-O

Not counting the Russian Red Army.

Still far more than Trump has donated to any Army.

I see what you did.

If Asthma was personified, it’d look like him.

The Las Vegas Golden Knights Who Say Ni

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Counterpoint:

Don’t be such a loonie.

Sexual assault of a minor involving a Leak. It is R-Kelly all over again.

I’ll hang some Christmas lights around the Gaw... Gizmodo Media offices so we know she’s ok, at least.

The suit failed, and TrumpNation thankfully remains in print

If a Canadian throws a beer at a playoff game and no one can find him, did it make a Soo-ound?