That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

Oh you are gonna love this ! :D

It is mind blowing how clear Univision’s position was and how confused half of the commentariat was about what liability means.

Barbacoa

My woke son Jarapahat, 3, is allergic to tacos. “Tacos are made by Monsanto,” he told me, “and you are complicit in the hyper-corporatization of the food industry.”

You are a gigantic pussy.

I would but I don’t usually have an hour to wait for someone to bother moving the chicken from the rack to a tray and hand it to me.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Watching one Sunday at home back around 02, I heard Todd Parrot say on live tv during a pit stop jokingly “Get me a set of 20 pound shocks for this motherfucker”- no DVR to rewind, I called my friend who was also watching the race. He didn’t even say hello when he answered, just repeated to me “Get me a set of 20…

Always theoretical trick play effectiveness truthers

imagine taking two seconds to read about what actually happened

Yeah, I was going to add that this article left out an important date:

Oh my god, I’m so sick of saying this, THAT’S NOT HOW THE FUCKING FIRST AMENDMENT WORKS.

Mine would be easy to find. My kids can never seem to put the cap back on the water bottle correctly. So mine would be the one with a puddle beneath it.

Should have left it up to twitch chat

“I assume they paid $135 million to shut down everything, because my assumptions are shit.”

Thanks, Mom.

Toronto: To be a world class city we need the NFL! Send us a team!

She didn't have to do that, and she didn't have to give that much, and she didn't have to ask her fans to help. Period. She did and that's awesome.

Love how he stops reading the quote, turns to the nearest cliff, notes the first one isnt big enough, then jumps off the waterfall. A+, 5 Stars, round of applause.