In this specific instance, I think I like it so much and think it’s so funny because I know, deep down, he’d murder me for the success the Pats have had. It’s a villainous sort of joy.

I never knew how much I loved these until you ripped on my team.

It is... strange to see Atlanta on TV like this. I went to college there, and my mother worked there for years and years, and I’ve spent countless hours in countless bars and restaurants. I never knew how much I wanted to see it in television until this trailer.

One of my high school coaches did this same shit. He’d quarterback the ninth grade team in practice and would throw fucking laser beams behind his back. Like forty yards on a rope.

aw, yeah. discourse

What site are you commenting on?

It was one of those awful Blockbuster exclusive movies. Something about snow; maybe a horror movie? It has created quite a mixed bag of a memory.

Fuck Genji

Sports moments like those kill me. When the pretense of aggression is dropped and it’s just a game again; god, that is so much fun.

Michael Jordan was suspended for two years for gambling on basketball, and used his minor league baseball career as a cover story.

Why do you think he should’ve won the MVP in 2011?

“(Okay, yes, maybe it’s necessary for me to pause here and admit to the fact that as someone who works for a publication that owns a gallery of Roger Goodell derp faces and has written hundreds of posts decrying stadium financing, it’s more than a little annoying to see Simmons labeled as some kind of bold outsider…

The Cavs are a top three team. Part of the issue is that this Warriors team is the worst matchup possible for them.

You’re not seriously pretending that your use of blog wasn’t meant as a pejorative, are you? You could’ve called it literally anything else, like website; leesigh knows that blog has a negative connotation, I know it, and so do you.

I do!

I’m not really sure what the point of this article is.

we are a weird species

thank god he’s gone he should’ve been fired two years ago

oh man, i’m so glad you get the opportunity to attack bill simmons again, bc that has never been done on this site before!

I’m impressed that Bautista stayed on his feet after a shot like that. Most people, myself included, probably hit the dirt.