Breitbart got so frustrated by all the liberal lying liar polls lying that Clinton is beating Trump that they contracted a polling company to poll a right thinking non-lying poll.

Spoken like someone who was never a young girl. Misogyny is so edgy, bro.

Is this some kind of viral marketing campaign for an “Angels In The Outfield” remake?

Sports are so good.

Totally agree. I just came to say “Yeah Jeet.”

Joey Votto’s career BABIP: .357

Where they haven’t got new ideas? Are you kidding me?! I guess there just isn’t pleasing you. Why even play? It’s either “Man this game is just like the other ones, how lame” or “wow this is all changed, guess they’re out of ideas”. Just go play something else.

New Pokemon. New Pokemon with multiple forms. New forms for old Pokemon. New special attacks. New challenges besides gyms/the Elite Four.

Yeah. Definitely not trying.

True story. I applied for a job teaching Math. I made it through the initial round to the first interview, and then never heard back. I found out they hired a guy who had a Masters in *Mathematics.* I have a background and a degree in teaching English. I cannot believe this kind of discrimination still happens to…

I’ve already done a couple “told you so”s to some Negative Nancys from a few years ago.

ALS took my Dad. Fuck that disease, any dent in its progress is a cause worth celebrating.

*cough* Thank you to Bill Simmons *cough* Thank you to Grantland *cough*

bnaned

sounds like less blood than the ensuing aftermath of grabbing the wrong towel, though

That’s a hefty contract. I guess there was no way the Bronco’s were gonna get Miller lite.
I guess now that he’s getting all the money he’ll be living the Miller High Life.
I guess this was a real Miller Genuine Draft 64 Lemonade???

Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.

Yeah, this is great and all, but then Scott Dewitt put up a second, better SniperMom comic.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

I misread manicure as manticore and chiropractor as raptor. Still read abortion as right. That would be an odd strip mall.

So with 9 years of hindsight, the obvious conclusion to draw is...Simmons was 100% correct here?

My favorite line (thus far— I’m still reading) from Breyer’s majority opinion: “We add that, when directly asked at oral argument whether Texas knew of a single instance in which the new requirement would have helped even one woman obtain better treatment, Texas admitted that there was no evidence in the record of…