I’m sure he’ll be great and all, but “Weird Al as Darkseid” does funny things to my mind, too.

Where’s the Kickstarter for this writer’s therapy? I want to contribute after his noble sacrifice of watching this piece of crap film.

Need to tape this article to my desk. Everyone always makes fun of me for talking to myself. I guess it may also be disturbing when I answer myself. But screw everyone I am the only one worth talking to at my workplace.

These services are just middlemen

Nathan Fillion.

He doesn’t figure Danica is a person, obviously.

That joke went right over your head.

No, the fact that he and Paul Dini were never offered to be in charge of the DC Cinematic Universe shows WB’s incompetency.

Honestly, he should be DC’s Kevin Feige. They have their gold goose right under their nose and aren’t even touching it.

Floyd’s wives took more punches for a much smaller payday.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

Or, and this is crazy: try to get it right.

There is absolutely nothing impressive while standing there doing nothing while your buddies do all the work. It’s just a demonstration of a mechanic in the game that shares exp for kills, not any amount of skill, which is oddly called out in the article.

The use of a fully practical droid like BB8 signifies something much more interesting than merely using more practical faxed in the prequels (which, honestly, used a pretty conservative amount of CGI compared to most blockbusters released in the past three years). Rather, this signifies that JJ is using practical…

"Whedon’s first cut of Age of Ultron came in at nearly three and a half hours;"

You can tell that it's not a completely new Liefeld original drawing because his muscles aren't straining to swallow his head. Also, not enough pouches.

Want to know the real missed opportunity here?

I see, I see. Because slapping hugely inflated reparations on Germany worked out so well for everybody the first time.

That's the real thing with this bogus "clock management" excuse.