When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

Forget that. I'm never gonna dig him up, never gonna touch that ground. Never gonna grab a spade and exhume him.

If one is seeking evidence of a link between ape and the evolved man, isn't Curt Schilling Exhibit A?

As far as we're all concerned Titan didn't even really exist as a game. No one had seen it, and no one knew what it was. It wasn't until after they announced the departure from development did we see some insider interviews claiming how it had TF2 like elements, and even more nods to things we saw in the trailer…

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

It is kind of sad for this dinosaur here that Usenet is nowadays just a place to download copyrighted stuff. We had great times in college when it was used for discussions and just hanging out with friends. Oh, and the flamewars! Great times! Great times!