Wait, Michael Bradley is paid a ton of money by a Canadian team? Is he really a draw there?

The only time I watched Orange is the New Black it ended up being an all-day marathon sex session with a girl I had recently started hooking up with.

He also served as Obama’s ambassador to Ireland.

I think 538 really nails the pitch framing issue here: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/is-the-home-run-back-will-the-shift-ever-die-and-8-more-burning-baseball-questions/

The Bucks CAN beat anyone (in Six!), but I still wouldn’t have them as favorites against any of the top 4 teams (baring injury, etc.).

What a boss

I swear I once read a story about how, in high school, Trump ate an entire orange, rind and all, in an attempt to intimidate an opposing soccer team. I think that’s hilarious and hope it’s true. Unfortunately, searching “Trump” and “Orange” turns up many results, just not what I’m looking for.

And we could profit from the money we spend on sports. I’m having an increasingly tougher time spending money going to ultimately support a company controlled by a few people that may, or may not, give a shit about the city that the team is in.

I don’t like liking Jim Harbaugh. This is such a weird feeling.

Tangentially related story time!

As a salty Kentucky fan, this idea put a smile on my face tonight.

Hot Take: The penis thing isn’t a big deal. We’re hyper sensitive to anything that might be construed as sexual in the united stated. Penises are funny looking, and putting one in a hotdog bun is a dumb joke, but it’s just a joke. Really this coach is helping progress to a society where each individual is free to have…

It’s funny he gave up a homer to Castillo, who is, by far, the least imposing bat in that lineup.

I saw Beltre at DH and thought, “Who the hell is a better fielder at 3rd?” Then I saw that Machado, one of the maybe two better fielders than Beltre, was playing 3rd, and it all made sense. Damn, they’re stacked.

Barry, I really hope you are watching the Pitt-GT game. Not because the game matters, but because Kevin Stallings (Pitt’s Coach) just audibly yelled at one of his players, “Are you fucking kidding me, Ryan. Goddamnit RYAN, WILL YOU FUCKING GET IN THE GAME.” This exchange took place with 12:01 left in the second half…

Think he’ll get enough free drinks today to pay for his fine?