Even though it’s skimming above the water, those shots of the red bull flying thingy totally make me hard for a new Hydro Thunder!

“Bite me.”

If/When they make these, they’ll be Mega Bloks like all the other video game and in particular Acti-Blizzard things (Starcraft, WoW, CoD). And they’ll be terrible because they’re Mega Bloks.

Because he hit that Ding-Dang-Dong, Harper gets to stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel.

The major new milestone on ESPN was brought to you by Pennzoil. Pennzoil, for your engine’s next milestone. This one is brought to us by common sense and whatever kitchen thing the Kinja Deals team trots out, which I will buy.

Helps when you have a “fuck you have a seat” curve ball:

The Bay of Sept-Iles. Quebec, Canada. By Luis Bernardo.

Lorenzen Wright. Now that was a guy.

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This is the first Eddie match I’ve watched since he died (too many feelings) and I choose correctly, thanks guys! But, christ, if we can ignore the terribly misogynistic announcing (not JUST by Jerry Lawler, I hear you good ol’ JR), this was a fucking highlight of my childhood where I knew as a (pretty ugly little…

You’ve got a nice, crisp Tubman coming your way some day.

A clarification: The guy in the photo is his former coach Eddie Jordan.

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

Thinthinatti.

I’m holding out for Twitch Plays QB For the Browns.

Some of my best friends are women.

When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

Are you saying JR Smith is Ceiling Dion?

Yes, the team isn’t very good. They’ve had a bunch of injuries to their best players. They took a fluke almost-making-the-playoffs in a year where they expected to be awful as a sign that they were ready to pivot into playoff contenders, which is almost always the wrong conclusion to draw. They determined that their…