Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

The highlight of my life arrived when I fired up a vid console and saw me, LT #77, right there in virtual reality. Every time one of my kids hits another milestone in their pathetic lives I have to go home, turn on my PS2, and see me, LT #77, in crystal clear virtual reality, in order to feel anything at all. My…

With the second pick of the 2016 NFL draft, the Cleveland Browns pick....

“Fudge!”

It’s Corpus Christi. Means Body of Christ.

What’s player development? - Sam Hinkie

Should have just hit a woman instead, he’d have no trouble getting back on the field.

HOTDISH FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Problem solved!” -Dan Snyder

No provocation? My bet is that Taylor must have insulted one of Emery’s mothers. Can't think of many other reasons to clock a guy like that.

And they still can’t get the nose right

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

Stauskas looks like he just walked in on his Mom fucking the dog.

Are you my girlfriend?

Sir, just please calm down and we’ll get off your lawn.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

What’s the plural of box?