It's obvious not from what she says, but how she says it, the patterns of her speech, that Candace Owens is mentally ill. 

And some who even fuck their stepdaughters. 

“I’m a tremendous fan of his as an actor so it’s really cool to be directed by someone like that because, basically, you just want to do whatever they tell you so you can try to be as good as they are.”

Elisabeth Moss is an all-in Scientologist, so her opinion on anything should be subject to out of hand dismissal.  I am taking a HARD pass on this one. 

Well that’s going to be the shortest movie ever made. And Elisabeth Moss - can you fucking stop already?! Between this and Scientology, I am disappoint.

I’m sure she has a stash of the purple-hearted flower

Day whatever of this shutdown as a furloughed employee and I’m pretty much 50% alcohol by volume. The other 50% might be mexican food. 

And if we’re not single, you suggest forcing our significant other to learn the language of our choosing first?

Carol Channing seemed like a cool older aunt who’d buy you booze and smoke joints with you. RIP, you crazy lady.

The reason why most pop stars are famous, the lyrics are simple easy to grasp with catchy hooks and clever turns of phrases in the pre hooks and the ends of verses. She is also excellent at self promotion and understands her brand. Listen I have my own issues with cardi, and issues not necessarily with her but with us…

I’m completely uninterested in the inevitable CARDI B IS THE MOST BLACK FEMINIST FEMINISM TO EVER BE BLACK FEMINIST EVER takes, some of which will come from this very site, particularly as her colorist tendencies continue to be ignored. 

I’m so with Alex on this. When contestants jump around like that, it also makes the show less enjoyable for the viewers. We can only see what the editors allow us to see, and I don’t have a photographic memory. So when a contestant randomly jumps from one category to another, most of the time I can’t remember what the…

*girl look how fucking orange you look girl gif*

I think at this point all of those women have been photographed so much that the only way to “do themselves favors” as it were would be to distance themselves from the idea that their outward appearance is of the highest value.

Why do adults say things like that to children?

I saw an episode of Star Trek (I think TNG??) where aliens were stealing people’s organs (??) and became Absolutely Convinced, with a cold and certain dread that permeated my entire irrational tiny existence, that those aliens would be In My Bathroom. And would steal my organs and leave me dying on the linoleum floor…

One of my chores as a kid was to take the garbage out of the kitchen to the garbage cans in the back yard. They were all the way around the back of the house in the side yard and we had no outdoor lighting back there. Every time I had to do it at night, I was deathly afraid that I was going to be attacked by a dog. I…

“The Associated Press reports that the student was initially reluctant to come forward because the sexual abuse occurred years prior, but detectives found enough corroborated evidence after interviewing the three sisters to arrest Knight.”

Gee, I wonder why the girls thought that would be an issue. I am so over this…

Must be a scary time to be a man....who has raped women.

Long ago, the Boston harbor was home to the citys’ sewage Outflow pipe. When the cleanup became a thing divers were sent to videotape the pipes effluvia to give a visual representation of what needed to change. The video showed an underwater snowstorm of TP and turds, with clouds of condoms interspersed in the…