could be worse. I was in my parents’ house, complaining to a close friend about my (then) recent ex-fiancee. Eventually, got to “what did I even see in her,” and I swear to you at that moment I turned at saw my parents’ framed wedding photo, showing what may as well have been my dad and my ex. It was a…

Mine was a dude who was in his late thirties (I was barely 21) and had both an air mattress and an identical twin brother in their shared apartment. They would do like full on comedy bits together, like from vaudeville, but it’d be about how they went to some gas station and then fought over a cardboard display thing…

Tell Us About a Horrifying Thing Your Fuck Buddy Has in Their Home

Nothing pisses off “good” conservatives more than being reminded that Ronald Reagan was a senile racist too.

I read Bunnicula as a child and was really taken by it. So, my parents decided to honor this love by telling me that the Easter Bunny was a vampire.

You know what, I think Scarlett is right. She would be perfect in the role of the tree, it would suit her wooden and stiff acting style.

If you’re a criminal defense attorney that is billing at a level that only the super rich can afford your services, you’re not a good person. 

I know one isn’t supposed to judge appearances, but this is a more objective observation. Hers is what’s known as a hatchet face (extremely angular, very sharp jawline; Kellyanne Conway minus the peroxide), and if ever there was a person whose look matched her personality (in the video clip), this is it. That woman…

In the fine tradition of Danish Calypso songcraft, obviously.

Does the world really need another Trump supporting Housewife?

Conservative humor is just plain bad when they try something other than punching down on minorities.

Yes, I was confused as to what that was supposed to mean. Like, they had so many other things they could have used and they picked that, so obviously it was supposed to shame? 

Our collective misfortune?

Is it me, or do you guys think McConnell doesn’t realize Adam wasn’t actually a mayor at 18 who bankrupted his city? Like, I get the idea he thinks he is literally reminding Adam of his previous failure....

The pure hate running through him.

TLDR:

Retta would END his high-heeled-boot-wearin ass.

If this trend continues, expect Ted Cruz and Retta to find themselves in Twitter beef next.

“...But ain’t no game when they be calling your name in the court”