I know exactly what happened. He hit the gas instead of the brake, therefore he can blame this on a floor mat made by Toyota and GM will then issue a recall for it.

use it for weed eater string

I had to read a couple hundred words to find out this guy was speechless.

I really wish the government would get out of sports by not forcing the Redskins to change their name, but also stay involved in sports by keeping gay people out.

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By "looks like an Explorer", you mean "it IS an Explorer, full stop", right? Because it is. Might just be a misleading mule body over something else, but that there's an Explorer.

so, you would rather walk than just take the crap off your keychain?

I can't believe how many civilians had to die in order for these guys to bring down one criminal!? LOL

Being an NPC in that universe is the worst.

Is the "great view of Orlando" supposed to be a pro or a con?

Helvetica Neue, the official font of department store cosmetics.

"I'd buy that for ten dollars!"

Indianapolis has a relatively new tower that is nice looking for a smaller airport.

Pencil on Paper. That's the sound that gets me every time. Made school and test taking a bitch-and-a-half.

It's an anti-motion trembler device. It's custom-made.