I learned a valuable lesson by approaching a lost dog that had tags and a collar. After putting my hand up for them to sniff to judge their demeanor everything seemed fine, but when I reached for the tags the dog bit me out of fear. Fortunately it immediately let go, and we both had an awkward eye contact exchange of…

Trading Spaces, definitely cool, but I first learned how to faux paint with a plastic bag from good ole’ Lynette Jennings.

But wouldn’t they also be likely to steal your computer?

This is surprisingly effective at generating coordinating colors! Thanks for the tip, I spend forever making color palettes for clients, this will streamline the process.

Dude, how high are you?

Are you kidding me?

I can smoke weed and come up with horrible ideas too. Who here wants to pay me for it?

Doesn't the pilot have the final say? Why wasn't the pilot consulted?

This also applies to preorders. I used to work at Best Buy and during every video game midnight release, anyone who preordered had to wait in a much longer line, have their order looked up, etc. Whereas if you just walked in at midnight, you grabbed the game and checked out. I'm not sure if they even do "limited title…

The ESUVEE Campaign about correctly loading your SUV. Total nightmare fuel.

Or get the chinese knockoff from Dealextreme that looks almost Identical for 1/3 the price and wait up to a month to get it!

Or get the chinese knockoff from Dealextreme that looks almost Identical for 1/3 the price and wait up to a month to…

Well, I mean...it is DICK'S sporting goods. You want females, head over to COOTER'S.

Bummer, I just started commenting here a month or so ago after reading Gawker for years because the new Kinja system allowed my posts to actually be visible and to break through the "seniority" aspect of the other commenters. Looks like it's back to just reading.

I haven't been to the dentist in 5 years and am preparing to make an appointment. I brush my teeth twice a day, but am starting to get bad breath. What am I looking at? A lot of expense? A lot of pain? I stopped going to the dentist because I had a traumatic last visit, but it's getting out of control now.

Any suggestions for getting switched from hourly to salaried?

I love the perfect pinch. One of life's little perfect moments.

Replace "Video Games" with "Drinking" and I'm the same way.

My thoughts exactly. I bought my last car new, and was going to keep it long past the warranty, but when the warranty expired, I was dropping $500 here, $200 there, $800 here for the next 3 years so I finally traded. A predictable monthly payment is way better than unexpected repair costs. Totally plan on trading this…

WOW. They are so cheap! I think I paid $8 for like a 30 pack at the grocery.

Wait- a Gawker media site posting something about Uber other than how terrible they are? WHAT IS HAPPENING???