Rule #1: The thoroughness of the search is proportionate to the length of the individual's beard and/or amount of phlegm they produce.

win

@Jerry Wall: +9001

@muchdrama: Yeah, because he could totally help his house being broken into.

Screw you, I'm making the watermelon ice cream.

@popix: Lynx...oh wait

Psh, everyone who's anyone knows that leftover pasta is the best food ever. guh

So that's what the brain looks like?

@A.W.E.S.O.M.-O: Well, I bet someone likes fried maggots too. Arsenic...not so much.

Let me repeat what fury161 said. "OS X Leo" seems likey.

100x less effective too.

@JMKarstetter: Nope, there's me too, born on 10.31

@SilentAssassn87: Wait, you don't?

@onecallednick: apparently, for stories like this.

WTB Bluetooth sharing built into OS...

YES! I was JUST thinking about this today, as I biked to work from Dunkin' Donuts with two cups of coffee, for myself and my girlfriend, who I also work with. I had it cleverly positioned in my shoulder bag w/o spillage but I had to be careful. I could manage this device with my hand, even on my bike.

@pixelpushing: it was sarcasm

That just means our future soldiers will have spandex body armor.

@pixelpushing: Giving someone a chance just pushed us another trillion dollars in debt.

@pixelpushing: because they did what they were told to do, first of all, and second of all you don't tell the insurance company that you want coverage AFTER you get sick, they won't take you.