That’s what your mom said, but instead of “the Cubs” it was your name and instead of “win it” it was “finds out we’re fucking.”

The fan base most obsessed with the Cubs is Sox fans. Panties constantly in a twist, while the Sox play to an audience of seagulls.

Or you could practice being better at soccer so people dont embarrass you so much.

They’ll rewrite the character as Asian, then cast Emma Stone?

This, honestly, is something they should crowdsource. Let everyone and their dog who can get online get in on the fight. No ground rules, minimal oversight.

Ok real talk.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

The house arrest that he is currently under seems reasonable. At least we know he’s securely confined to his home with the mandated ankle monitors.

I’m currently on a re-read. I’ve always kind of visualized Roland Deschain as looking like - a younger - Iain Glen.

I’ve been trying to come up with someone to play Roland and could not for the life of me come up with anyone (and FYI I am pretty freakin brilliant). I would be one hundred percent OK with him in either role. P.S. just re read The Stand and could only picture that dude from the TV movie as Flagg while I was reading.…

"I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my heart alllright allright alright.”

That’s...not how a black hole works.

John 6:55

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

The radio emissions are dying... Not the galaxy itself. Unless I’m missing something?

And I for one, will let Kent Brockman speak for me:

I, for one, admire his spirit. Even if it is likely to be devoured.

A positive attitude. With Lovecraftian horrors. Right.