Have her look into why the media is told families are receiving cases of water etc. When in fact we received ONE pack of 24 bottles. After I explained we are a family of 10, 8 little ones...we are told one per a household. The drive to get it is 7 minutes and they are requiring people to drive to pick up the water…

Need Anonymous to do another one of their ridiculously rare good things for once and get the original out in the open.

My mom has been seeing this guy for awhile and introduced us, there was something about him I just didn’t like. Then one day he said he didn’t like guac because it was “like baby food” and then I knew.

Talk about the books those women wrote. What you enjoyed about them. What you disliked about them. Recommend their books to other people. Start book clubs that feature them.

Shut your ignorant mouth - every coach in the NFL is on a short leash. Marvin Lewis is the second longest tenured head coach in the NFL. Idiot.

Yes the team that has hired 3 African American head coaches and fired Schiano as well after 2 seasons of embarrassing football fired Lovie because of a racist short leash. Ok.

The decision to let him go or the part where Kevin gives (renowned offensive genius & molder of young quarterbacks) Lovie Smith, credit for Winston’s success?

I respectfully disgree - Lovie can’t coach for shit.

“I fully endorse jbud and his witticisms.”

Here at Deadspin, we like to be helpful when we can, and so we have created this loop video—also known as a “GIF”—of Griffey’s swing for Noble.

You could find out your dad has another family in Green Bay that thinks he is a life long Packers fan.

Jalopnik truthers are the fucking worst.

Incorrect.

This is where that quote came from. A newspaper story from 1975, Lemmy talking about his new band after leaving Hawkwind ...

I am a avowed Ramones lover. But the first thing that pops into my head when I hear their name isn’t “Blitzkrieg Bop” or “I Wanna Be Sedated” or “Sheena Is a Punk Rocker,” it’s “R.A.M.O.N.E.S.”

First Dio, then Lemmy. Metal’s running low on gods.

I’ll binge watch when I can buy the BR or watch on Netflix.

Wow. I thought I was a good dad because I barehanded a poop out of the tub. At least I clean up after myself before the kids have to take their bath.

You were about to deliver a baby; you were going to feel, like, a pussy no matter what.