The real tragedy here is that Bartolo Colon failed to get out of the stadium in time to make it to Old Country Buffet before they closed for the night.

He also looks like the nicest guy in the world lol. I’m white, but I’m a bigger guy with a gnarly beard — you out the 2 of us in a lineup and I’d guess me as the criminal if I were forced to guess/choose.

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face

When asked why he still continues to dine at the Tadich Grill after these revelations, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder replied, “My polling shows that African Americans regard being treated as ‘separate but equal’ as a source of pride.”

You guys miss the point, the star wars saga is about telekinetic robot, called R2D2, who controls human minds and plays out the space opera out of whimsy.

It’s pronounced Yub Nub. Thank you very much.

I think you mean Phantom Menace.

Fuck the Mets. Chase 2016!!

Who cares if they blew the game, they’re part time employees refereeing a recreational activity involving amateurs.

The rule you guys are looking for is actually 6.05(m), which covers thrown, not fielded, balls:

I’m a Dodgers fan but... yep, fuck that guy. I just don’t get why the umpires aren’t enforcing 101 level rules. It’s just embarrassing.

Yeah, I think that’s the bottom line. That Utley crossed the line is one thing. But then the umpires didn’t even enforce the game’s rules.

WELL FUCK THAT, WE NEED THE LA/NY MATCHUP TO JUICE RATINGS AND FANDUEL BETTING.

“...regarding the passing of...”

I came home last week and it had installed itself on my fucking TV

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I'm pretty sure you could put in SHITNUGGS or BUTTHURT or NGVBUTX and it would grant you two hundo

The correlation between daily fantasy advertisements and Kristin Cavallari posts is uncanny!

Maybe a little. But the reality is that the bathroom thing is all they have to latch onto anymore. They don’t want protections for LGBT people in employment law, housing law, marriage law, etc, but they know they have already lost those arguments. Bathrooms are their last ditch effort to scare people into repealing…