This won’t stick.

that Dome Zero makes my nether regions feel funny

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

It doesn’t look like a Buick.

I’ll bring a few tubes with my on my trip this weekend.

GM deserves more credit then it tends to get. While VW, BMW, and it seems everyone else claims to have an EV on the horizon by 2020 or something GM has quietly been making Bolts. Are they sexy? No. Are there waiting lines? No. But they work and work well.

Inspection time! Hoods open in salute. This is a familiar scene somehow...

Dream Cars that let us down? Okay... My “short” list from Chrysler, Ford, and GM.

Lower control arms have a weak bracket welded to the frame. They have since the 90's. Ask me how I know?

What better vehicle to ‘crossover’ the great USofA than in an Aztek. Next Stop Tenochtitlan! 

As An AmG oWnErI cAn TeLl YoU hE pRoBaBlY hAd ThOsE wHeElS wAsHeD a WeEk AgO. 

Get a Mustang crashing in the background and you’d win Jalopnik Bingo!

European standards regulate CO2 directly, whereas the EPA regulates it as a side-effect of fuel economy, and like fuel economy, it is fleet wide.

“The joy ride is over for these Hooligans,” said Fred to Shaggy, Scooby and Velma.

Wait, you have a female bidet technician? I just have a Spanish guy named Toto who refuses to take credit for any 80s songs.

I did end up with a GTI. It is quieter, had tech toys like xenons, and I figured I could check “plaid seats” off the car bucket list with this one.

I’ve cross-sat in a Civic sedan/hatch, a Cruze sedan/hatch, a Focus, a Fiesta, a Golf, a Fit, and many other cars in the segment.

True, but as someone with somewhat of a torso I really could have used the extra headroom that I assumed a hatch would provide.

Oh, how I hate Fing hatches stuck on perfectly good looking sports car. I now feel the need to vomit.

No, Alyssa was just a reworked Milano (an early 90s Alfa Romeo design). What were we talking about?