Alexis is the Amazon Car.

It’s a near-perfect beer.

Despite being German, I don’t like beer at all. Nor do I like coffee. Or Tea.

In the summer, it’s gotta be 21st Amendment Brewery’s Hell or High Watermelon.

Any good Weissbier...coffee black with a shot of espresso, and some sugar.

the big issue now, though, is that FCA didn’t disclose the AECDs.

MY PHONE WAS HACKED

LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

The seller is going to get it nice and clean for delivery.

(Hint: You may be on the wrong website.)

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

Just for you, Jason:

First cop on the scene told him to put his Piscataway. But the guy’s a Hoboken so he just kept Wyckoff his Weehawken until he Nutley.

OCCUPANT FLAWED.

The left jab when he comes back for round two was my favorite. I mean, the aggressor is wearing his Sunday Finest punch-me face, leads with his chin, and is clearly anticipating the right.... and then wham, the left puts him on his heels again.

Worst literal trim package: the early 2000s Mercedes designo stone interior package.