Rest in power, little angel.

Almost all entirely men acting a fool over what Ayesha said.

Imagine losing your job for fucking up while discussing someone else losing their job for fucking up.

“hang-up" your phone.

Do you still say “rewind”?

I can’t get behind this. It was always a bit metaphorical. Now it’s a...meta-metaphor.

How can you all ignore the fact that Ken Jennings just killed a man:

Sometimes the justice system gets it right.

One wonders if the pastor was actually Thanos in disguise, because he probably just cut his congregation by half

Sorry, if you’ve got an Astro Boy haircut and a Britney Spears headset and you’re bouncing around onstage like you’re jacked up on an eight-ball dipped in espresso, I’m not recognizing you as any kind of a pastor. I doubt Jesus was this goddamn peppy.

Grossed Out, don’t argue with your manager, just inform the health department.

It’s not.  

How can reusing bread possibly be in line with health codes?!

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

Am I the only one surprised to learn that the actors on this billion dollar movie touch up their own makeup?

Libertarians.

Nobody shits on Bob Hoskins for saying Mario Brothers was a terrible movie, I wonder why internet nerds reacted differently to that?

Ok, I’ve driven part time for Uber and Lyft. Part of that job means keeping my car clean. I could see a driver not noticing something small like an earring that a passenger lost and it fell between the cushions somehow, but 2 pounds of weed is pretty fuckin’ conspicuous. How do you not notice that for 4 days? And who…

That’s why he’s too stupid to HAVE it, he can’t KEEP it with him when he jumps outta the car. He’s one of those dimwits who needs to WEAR a backpack everywhere he goes so he doesn’t LOSE HIS STUFF. Doh x 1,000.

This story pisses me off to no end. Fuck that Uber driver, real hard. Just return someone’s possessions, it’s not your damn business to look inside or call the cops. That said, passenger is too stupid to have 2 lbs of weed. What a fuck up.