If WWII drags into the 1950s, Hearts of Iron IV crashes eventually.

Are you suggesting we invade Idaho for their strategic potato reserves?

Can I just point out that none of the states closest to North Korea (except Alaska, but nobody’s going to bomb Alaska) voted for Trump? Why can’t he pick a fight with an enemy off the Eastern seaboard so that at least he’s in the kill zone

I’m undecided.

Chess is considered a sport.

It looks like English, and appears to contain English words, and yet somehow appears to be gibberish. What witchery is this?

The grass really is green on the other side

Shouldn’t you be saving to buy your console again?

Don’t be an idiot.
A bad port does nothing to chance PC’s complete superiority.

I worked perfectly!

Nifty trick: Have a girlfriend

Kotaku, a well-known snack blog

Yeah, like drugs or something.

Also jazz. Skylines is missing the necessary amount of jazz that Sim City had.

Reminds me of this:

People will call you selfish, but you’re not. You can't be held captive.

For anyone who’s afraid of their significant other committing suicide, there is one thing I found that helped me and I’m surprised it’s not posted here, but here it is. Enjoy!

This is good kinja.

Best thing I’ve read all day

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”