What a huge leap in logic. If you don’t care about a fictional character, suddenly you have no empathy? I guess no video gamer felt anything for any recent terrorist attack or loss of their loved ones or helped a friend out with a problem even though it wouldn’t benefit at all.

This take is just too hot for me.

dude also complained about getting a poor signal on his phone. and ya thought the female gymnasts were the only ones who dealt with uneven bars

I think the athletes in actual Rio de Janiero would like to have a breath of fresh air as well.

Fuck Ohio and everyone who lives there tbh

Honestly, that ain’t shocking at this point. Just disappointing and gross.

Then play Starbound.

also you should know that the focus of the series is on the characters, not the giant robots.

Lesbian porn is like a Ferrari and Lamborghini racing down a mountain road, side-by-side, trading the lead, back and forth, as a stunning sunset fades in the distance. Male and female straight porn is like a gorilla jumping up and down on the seats of a 1985 convertible Corvette.

Higher level thinking and technology already seems like magic to simpletons, so we decided to run with it.

+1 Swirl from Ipanema

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

But we are all cool starring our own Kotaku posts...right?

Or, alternatively, you can be a dick about it (pun heavily intended), and that’s often just as bad as being the dude who relies on the kicked-puppy routine to try to engender sympathy.

Too many dudes rely on their dongs as a substitute for a personality—and too many dudes blame their average-to-slightly-smaller dongs…

Had no idea who PhantomLord was (love games, watching other people play/scream about them isn’t my deal), but I Googled out of curiousity and boredom.

it’s a daytime “variety” show made for housewives man, nobody takes this shit seriously and neither should you....

That’s what the author said after all.

So, Berserk was a Shoujo manga all along?