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Pope Francis gives @realDonaldTrump a copy of Laudato Si’, his encyclical on the environment and climate change

Also: Through a translator, Pope Francis asked Trump, “What do you give him to eat — potica?”

When even god’s spokesperson can’t stand you.

“What do I give him to eat? Well, he mostly just grabs whatever he wants.”

Absolutely sickening that these women cave in to misogynistic Islamist pressure to cover their heads.

I quit democrate after I found out the aborted fetus powder they sent for my pagan rituals where I wed cats and dogs and make them pledge allegiance to socialism didn’t come from grass fed, free range aborted fetuses.

My monthly Democrate just came in the mail and all
I got was some stupid Obama poster and an autographed photo of Cher. I was expecting weed, or explosives. Fuck you, Democrate.

the propagation of the american tendency to compensate people for their perceived disadvantages

It reminds me of the homophobia cop out narrative back in the oughts when I was a teenager: “I have no problem with gay people, but two guys kissing grosses me out. Keep it in the bedroom.”

this sounds like a hastily-typewritten manifesto the police would find in the dirty apartment of a guy who shot up TransUnion Credit Bureau because he thought it was the headquarters of a group of transgender people

It took you a long time to write, “I’m a terribly paranoid, and incredibly awful person.”

Wow... that degenerated quickly. You went from explaining your unfamiliarity with a culture to describing your hatred that culture because they live out their equality and power fantasies through their artwork.

Tl:dr: “I voted for Le Pen and now I’m sad.”

A true lesson on how to become hostile, how to shame the majority, and how to always expect favors.

Well, for people who “marry pillows” (love to see a citation on that legal document BTW) I don’t really care. Fuck a drainpipe for all the shits I give. As for pedophilia and bestiality, well, that’s engaging in non-consensual intercourse with another living thing, so whether or not we can understand it from a

When you come across a really long post like this, on a subject like this, it usually follows a pattern. Pretend to be understanding at the beginning, don’t be understanding at the end.

I mean, look. Assigned Male isn’t especially funny and it is repetitive, but you know precisely what the comic’s “agenda” is, so why spend so much time obsessing over it when it is clearly distressing you?

Wait until you hear about the invisible electromagnetic waves that trans people emit making other people trans. You better protect yourself, a hat made of aluminium foil will do the trick.

I was expecting a long-winded narration of “I did this and then I learned.” Turned out to be “I did this and now i’m digging my heels in.”