You also could have responded, “I’m 6 and I am afraid of you.”

There’s a security breach in Los Pantalones.

“There’s crap in your teeth” is pretty standard unless it’s your boss.

I’ve never had an issue just saying “you have something in your teeth” or “your fly’s unzipped” or “you have some gunk on your face”, most of the time accompanied by a small gesture mimicking what to do. Straight-forward, nonchalant, not awkwardly beating around the bush.

So, you banged then?

He later kissed a baby, signed it, then threw it into the crowd, mistaking the gasps of shock as applause.

It has only just occurred to me that I have no idea what an “easter egg roll” is.

Basically those questions exist so that if you’re caught being antisocial in bomb-y way, you can get booted a lot faster. They point to the form, said you ticked no so you clearly lied, and out you go.

Also, if you did not tick the “yes” box and later were apprehended for committing terrorism or conspiracy, they could also convict you for lying on the form. : )

My assumption was that the main purpose of that question is so that when they do catch terrorists trying to infiltrate the country, no one can claim they weren’t asked. You can argue all day about whether or not your “past” should bar you from entering the U.S., but if you lied in order to gain entry, they pretty…

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I, too, hate your wide feet. Your wide, ugly, stupid feet.

Makes sense, since Ivanka was fathered by a baboon.

Show us the feet sweetie.

This is a beta-test for Ivanka’s national child-care program

I’m beginning to wonder if tonight won’t be a turning point as far as impeachment goes. Notifying Russia instead of Congress before bombing Syria isn’t going to go over well with the House and Senate.

Ma’am, don’t you understand? I’m a white man with money and a microphone. Anything other than 100% compliance with my arbitrary rules will threaten my feelings of superiority and authority. If you continue to behave in any way other than what I allow, I will use my muscle to escort you out. This is for your own…

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“I want advice so I can ignore it and still complain about my problem.”

“My spouse and mother gave me advice, but I don’t like it so I won’t do it”