You also could have responded, “I’m 6 and I am afraid of you.”

Nah, we use digital clay now. Hi, I’m a forensic artist.

I personally think it has been timely before 2017, but Mike Pence - a theocrat who has been quoted as saying he refuses to eat dinner alone with any woman other than his wife (whom he calls Mother) is now second to the seat of our nation’s power. He is literally saying that he can’t see women as anything other than…

I think they now work with some plasticine clay. Horseshit is passe.

Would you prefer someone who did it without skill?

Is there some documentation of a double blind type of these reconstructions? Like, can I have my skull CT-Scanned and then 3D printed, and have these archeaoforensists reconstruct “me” without they knowing it’s me?

There’s a security breach in Los Pantalones.

“There’s crap in your teeth” is pretty standard unless it’s your boss.

I’ve never had an issue just saying “you have something in your teeth” or “your fly’s unzipped” or “you have some gunk on your face”, most of the time accompanied by a small gesture mimicking what to do. Straight-forward, nonchalant, not awkwardly beating around the bush.

So, you banged then?

Random capitalization, conspiracy theories, “anti-white,” “liberal media.” Minus points for mostly decent spelling/grammar.

He later kissed a baby, signed it, then threw it into the crowd, mistaking the gasps of shock as applause.

It has only just occurred to me that I have no idea what an “easter egg roll” is.

Basically those questions exist so that if you’re caught being antisocial in bomb-y way, you can get booted a lot faster. They point to the form, said you ticked no so you clearly lied, and out you go.

Also, if you did not tick the “yes” box and later were apprehended for committing terrorism or conspiracy, they could also convict you for lying on the form. : )

Oh you poor snowflake. I hope your poor fee fees can recover from all the anti-white racism the mean darkies oppress you with.

My assumption was that the main purpose of that question is so that when they do catch terrorists trying to infiltrate the country, no one can claim they weren’t asked. You can argue all day about whether or not your “past” should bar you from entering the U.S., but if you lied in order to gain entry, they pretty…

Two such men, in fact.

I’ve told this story on here before, but...