Oh I bet she handed it to him in the private meetings. When the reporter asks if they discussed NATO and Trump takes a sec, and then he says “Talked about many things” you can tell he’s pissed oh I hope she said something witty and cutting and smart and it sticks in his orange craw for all eternity.

Man, Trump is one creepy fuck. If he hadn’t inherited his Daddy’s money, he’d be a washed up, alcoholic car salesman living in Queens

At least we know that Donald Trump hates women more than he loves powerful Germans.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Good stuff:

Don’t be fooled by his “aw shucks”ness. He’s a dangerous zealot.

Oh yeah? — If I’m so delusional, then how come that everyone loves me?

This post is satire by humor writer Alexandra Petri

I like how Gov Lepetomane Pres Trump quotes the “failing” Washington Post when it suits his needs.

On Friday, that newsletter enthusiastically cited a piece of satire.

Meh, as long as they’re not posting Stormfront articles, they’re exceeding my expectations.

“Nobody knew nuclear war could be so dangerous! We couldn’t have guessed there would be this many casualties.” - Trump in a year or so, probably

I’ve read through this three times and I’m still not sure if I’m supposed to be picking what is better or what is worse.

Literally anything and everything Trump complained about during the campaign applies to his administration in spades. For Christ’s fucking sake, what a goddamn joke his administration is.

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What a low-energy loser. Sad!

“Too fatigued”? I believe the correct term is “low energy”.

He doesn’t like Seoul food.

For the record, “Obama’s Stud-Loan Order” was saving me over $600 per month around the time Spicer wrote that tweet.