You’re telling ME?

Wow

SO HAPPY TO WITNESS PART OF THIS BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY.

I think it mainly suggests there was a very strong case against him.

He made a plea deal where in exchange for spending 5 years guaranteed he won’t be charged with more than 12.

Grade: C+ (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner give you $500,000, but only if you never speak about Christine Ouzounian again.)

Oh this looks great, I’m so in!

OMG you too? It’s Zyrtec for me! Made my entire body blow up and break out in hives and all my hair fell out.

I’m allergic to Claritin! As my daughter would say...twinsies!

If it makes you feel any better, I’m allergic to Allegra. Yes, the allergy medicine. Isn’t that the dumbest shit ever? It doesn’t even make sense but here we are.

And it will still taste like a basic bowl of diabetes.

Dear Ryan Murphy,

OMG COURTNEY F-ING STODDEN.

I really hate that I’m currently getting US Weekly, because it has made me more interested in this story than I normally would be. The annoying smug face while she runs around with a Henri Bendel bag that most middle class women can afford, just makes me laugh.

Speaking of awkward scenes and GoT...what about Lady Lysa and her 9 year old son nursing? Unless that was really her son, even then I would imagine that was awkward for both of them.

In my personal experience awkward (and messy) is the only kind of sex. With general feelings of shame afterwards.

“Maisie Williams, the actor known for playing one of Game of Thrones’ several angry orphans...”

Our Maisie is all grown up, [sniff], it feels like it was just yesterday when she was stabbing her first ruffian in the gut...