When you start shooting shit into your face in your teens, and then your actual photos are airbrushed into a featureless oblivion anyway .... everyone looks 30.

My mother died (cancer) when I was 8, so before I really got to develop a relationship with her. One of the great unanswered questions of my adulthood is “would my mother like me” as a person, you know? Not because she had to love me. I know that for decades (I’m in my 50's now) I felt like my foundation had cracked,…

I assume Rob is a jr? So if she has a boy, Angela K would have RK3?

• Jon Hamm fell off the wagon.

I am your parents’ age, so I can personally attest that all of those things existed and were enjoyed back then, LOL. Graduated June, 1980.

Nooooooooooooo way, that is just amazing.

Mike Brown? Mark Jackson? David Blatt? Not sure who Bird thinks is out there to coach that will do better than Vogel.

I remember reading a novel ages ago and one of the lines was something like “every generation thinks they invented sex”. Its true. Its totally true.

I remember being in like 9th grade and finding a friend’s mother’s yearbook.

This guy, being so excited about hockey, almost makes me want to watch hockey again.

I know its early May, but can I nominate Kyle Long for May?

Curt who?

I’m too lazy too look.

Let’s face it: the issue is that Hardy was uncoachable, apparently didn’t go to meetings, was completely out of touch with reality (man, gonna come out with guns blazing), his production dropped, etc. If the DV were the issue, he wouldn’t have been signed last year. This is all window-dressing bullshit.

His knees were never good enough to kick a cop, a la Shady.

Most of the arguments as to why ESPN is covering this story so heavily is because its a sports story, people! Its a story about how a young man destroyed the locker room of a shitty team by recording his team mate. The fact that his team mate seems to be talking about fucking teenagers instead of his fiancé has nothing…

Seems to answer that, then. He was pretty plain, at least when he was playing with the Heat, that he was shutting down for the playoffs. Seems like LBJ has taken passive/aggressiveness to a new level.

I’m sure its been mentioned that he shuts down his social media prior to and throughout the playoffs. The only question, if he’s shutting it down now so he can go re-read The Hunger Games, is why he didn’t just say that he was shutting down for the season. And is he?

Its ok, 50's are great. He’s definitely on my laminated list. ;-)

That’s meant to be a dachshund, right? Definitely a dachshund going “Yeah, well, whatever. I had to go. I went. Live with it.”