I once bought a mini fridge from Best Buy. I had to bring my husband with me, because it was heavy. He got it into the car, out of the car, and up the steps to my work. When we opened it up it was dented, so it went down the stairs, back into the car and back to Best Buy.

No Cannes for you, Barbie!

But my dog will still eat all the shoes, so whatevs.

Kyrie was already hurt.

A Cleveland fan calling out bandwagoners? MY SIDES HAVE IMPLODED

Season is too long. Too many back to backs. But they won’t fix it.

Tell me more about my fragile knees holding you back Bronny.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

Here? No. But elsewhere, yes.

Fried chicken. I prepare it by going to Publix and buying their fried chicken.

All the time! (Haven’t lost one yet.)

Man, and I thought my fiancé’a ex was bad. I rarely have to see her though, thank goodness.

Pretty sure they’re actually the same person.

Okay but we’ll have to get tattoos to seal the deal.

He said it multiple times. His gf is aware and is still with him because she has low self-esteem. It's pretty heartbreaking. She deserves better.

He wasn’t an ex, but someone who only liked me once I stopped liking him. He left me a bunch of drunken, crying voicemails. In German. Which I don’t speak.

I wouldn’t know because my ex is blocked on fb and from my life. He tried to ruin my career in the midst of our divorce (sent graphic naked pictures of me to all of my bosses and made false allegations about drugs and prostitution) and therefore is not allowed to have any personal information about me. I don’t even…

Is your ex Taylor Swift?

Please buy more flowers! From a florist, like me! There are so many cool things we can do that aren’t plain grandma bouquet (Even though that’s the most common thing) . And flowers come in sooooo many colors. Lime green and gray roses exist. Carnations come in multicolor. As do Gerber daisies.

I had never seen “Friends” until I started watching it my Netflix queue.