really. they look too big in that photo?

Ugh my boobs look so huge and my hired car is already here so there’s just nothing I can do about it nooooooo what a bummer grr

I went to Gettysburg when I was a 13 y/o girl with no particular interest in Gettysburg, but you can just feel the death and history there.

Well THAT’S brilliant. Oh hey I’ve got a future hire for them.

Mizzou-Rah...

Completely unnecessary Pro Bowl violence. We miss you, Sean Taylor.

Here’s what the going rumors are:

I’m firmly on Team No One on this mess.

I was thinking Mrs. Doubtfire chin.

He’s in a decades long battle with Kate Hudson to see who can get their 2nd hit first.

When did Adrian Peterson start sharing a Twitter feed with the Josh Duggar Fan Club?

LeSean McCoy might not even know who John Carlos is, but everyone who played for the 2011 Ducks does.

A few years ago, Dave Zirin was touring the country with John Carlos. The two of them spoke at several big sports universities, and each time they’d contact the school’s athletic department to see if they wanted Carlos to come talk to any of the athletes. Every single coach either ignored them or flat out said no,…

You mean besides the evidence of signing black players to replace the black players he released?

We both WEPT, as we knew we would, and it was one of the reasons we arranged to marry in a completely private ceremony (with only the officiant, and photogs there as witnesses). We both had hankies in hand bc we knew it would be a weepy mess. Miraculously my makeup survived (one of the main reasons I got lash…