If it’s really her skin.

TBF, if I had that much surgical body modification I’d be really uncomfortable in my own skin too, i.e. fidgety.

yeah, so he could dress her in clothes that don’t flatter and are mostly too small. she most often looks mostly awful now.

well she is his Barbie doll

I’m so warned by this. I’m going to approach the DJ now, and be like “I need you to abridge this song, no nonsense, 40 seconds, please.”

For crissakes! If you’re going to dance.........DANCE!

Morris Day is the shit!

I went to a record store today and found one of Morris Day’s solo albums for $2. It’s never been played—until right now, that is!

A completely healthy Hawks team still would lose easily to this hobbled Cavs team. The East is awful, Lebron alone is enough to get out of the conference.

Good mother or not, she’ll be 80 when these kids are 15. As young as she thinks kids keep her, she will be elderly when they are adolescents, I don't think it's possible for her to be as good of a mother as someone younger could be. There’s a very high probability she’ll die when they’re still quite young. She's too…

On a whim, decided to go to NYC and Boston this weekend. I’m gonna treat myself for once. I got all A’s. Woot.

Cameron Wake had no real shot at the NFL until he went to the CFL and got a chance to show what he could do.

I’d still do him and I wouldn’t be ashamed. Much.

“#IsItJuneYet” - high school students, people who hate the NBA and NHL, Flag Day enthusiasts

I don’t even care. If I got married on a damn farm and there was a donkey roaming around, a floral crown on it is fucking adorable. I’m more shocked he didn’t eat it.

Pack it up and go home, y’all, this is the whitest idea that has ever existed.

No.

Oh my god if I had the power to lift you out of the greys... This comment made my WEEK.

Come on, he’s taller than that! He’s at least naval high.