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That dog looks so little like Cara Delevingne that I think it might give me a brain hemorrhage.

Basically the Queen is all, “Hire dozens of nannies! We’re royals!” and Kate is like, “I hate you.” Which means William was probably all, “Granny dear, would you mind easing up on dear Kate? She wants to be a mum to Charlotte in the way she pleases, and then the Queen was like, I swear to god, the men in this family

Sprays are the only way I can get my back without another person’s help.

Nooooooo. I hate the lotion kind. The spray is so much better.

or all those Dothraki rapings. But we like Khal Drogo, kinda, at that point, so I guess that was okay. /s

That episode really has people irked, moreso than that “Jaime rapes Cersei” scene from awhile back

We asked all the married couples to come out on the dance floor and then the DJ whittled it down to the couple who was married the longest (40 years for the couple at our wedding) and we gave it to them. I saw it done at wedding years ago, then it went to a couple married for 60 years, and it was really fun. People

My friends did a cat toss instead—they threw a stuffed cat into the whole assembled crowd and the person to catch it was supposed to be the next person to get a cat.

No, he actually sued Roger Goodell for defamation, which isn’t quite the same thing as breach of contract, which is probably what the Patriots/NFLPA would sue over.

There have been mixed stories about it; he told Diane Sawyer that, “Honestly, if she had been really good with it and understanding of it, we’d probably still be together.” But they’ve also presented it as just irreconcilable differences, and he’s said at other times Kris has been totally supportive of him.

Having Delonte West as a step-grandfather would be pretty awkward.

I was under the impression that it was supposed to be statistical analysis or at least looking at the hard numbers as it relates to the “hot takes” we normally get thrown at us and evaluate their veracity. I was googling around to try and see if I could find something that summed it up, and this does a good job (link

“She provoked him”

What’s highly questionable about this list is you putting LeBatard’s show at #2. That belongs at the top.

I graduated College today. Shit is weird.

It was puke and I hated it!

Outside of wanting to see the clips win because they'd be more competitive against Golden State, I wasn't rooting for either team. But I can't remember hating a seven-game series as much as I did this one. It featured so much awful basketball

Get a bench outside of Jamal Crawford.

Can’t decide what the Clippers need to do after this failing, but..man what a choke job.