she hasn't aged

I'll admit it, I've had a crush on her since Bring It On.

No help? Not buying it.

I'd rather see Richard Sherman up there on the podium with a cardboard cutout of Marshawn.

AKA Russell Wilson's insufferable media sessions

At least he's being honest.

Agreed. You know what's really different about Lynch's answers than the others? I guarantee you more people have listened to them. Nobody cares about the generic crap the others say. So why does it matter?

Not to mention everyone who thanks god for anything that they do well on the field, while never blaming a higher power for any of their screwups.

Me too! Wah!

I want you to be my mommy.

Agreed.

Seriously. I'd rather have Lynch up there than hear some generic canned responses about focusing on winning.

Alcide

Everybody has their own taste but his primary appeal is not that apparent in that photo.

My apple, carrot, pea, and green bean-loving furball:

Goldens are #1 in how fast they eat a lot of things.

Even if it was random! A typical drink is 0.02 BAC, and you lose about that amount every hour. He must have either been just drinking right before the test, or got plastered

Took 'em a little while, but they've effectively run one of the most exciting players out of the league. The NFL Shield must only be represented by proper role models like Tom Brady, who cheats on the field as confidently as he did on his pregnant ex-wife.

Skip Bayless tomorrow - "I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, MIAMI IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT LEBRON AND WHITESIDE IS BETTER THAN HE IS!!KEVIN LOVE? MORE LIKE KEVIN HATE HOW HE'S PLAYING! WHITESIDE LOOKS LIKE A BETTER ANTHONY DAVIS. GIVE ME MIAMI TO WIN THE EAST "