Gwyneth, texting your assistant to tell them to pick you up some red lingerie made from organic cotton hand-spun by yoga masters and sold in an exclusive Manhattan boutique for $5799 does not qualify as "sexing".

Or not putting a NEW FUCKING TRASHBAG in the trash can after taking out the trash.

It's TWO sweatbands. Both neon. One blue, one pink. I was very into Miami Vice.

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.

I'm so torn. As a woman I totally support the message in Willow Smith's tweet. But as a woman old enough to be her Mom I feel like, why isn't there a parent or authority figure (besides the general public) monitoring this girl's social media?

Courtney Stodden. Um. no.

I'm sorry but Willows tweet is so inappropriate for a 14-year-old. I get where she is trying to go with it but Jesus christ, she is still a child.

It brings me an embarrassing amount of joy that Tara and Johnnie still hang out.

Can we add Lakers vs. Knicks vs. 76ers to the list of greatest tank battles?

My 2 month old peed on me at the DMV the other day. On the floor as the bathrooms were Employee only.

Congrats!!!

great comment!

ive been a dad for 10 months now and havent been pooped on or peed on yet... now THATS blessed!

Devon Sawa got schooled on that, right? Tell me Devon Sawa got schooled.

Everyone died. No one cared. Well, except for the character you'd least expect to mourn. (R.I.P., Twisty)

My favorite part:

Congrats! 8 month dad here, I was thinking a couple weeks ago while changing the boy that he hadn't peed while being changed in a while. 2 seconds later............................

Grandmas: they're just like us!