Jesus God, thank you for this.

You know, there are lots of folks out there with "rules" about sex. If you don't want to do something, and you want something specific done to you, so long as your partner(s) agree, well, who are we to care so long as it doesn't affect our own giving & receiving of what we want.

So I'm (bows head in shame) a little mesmerized by the Blac Chyna/Kylie Jenner feud. Kylie stole Chyna's man and now Blac Chyna & Kim are no longer BFF? Is that the basic thrust of the gossip?

Looks as much like Kris as it does Kim. Same plastic surgeon.

I wish I could wear a jumpsuit (are they still called rompers? the short all-in-one's?) but apparently my body-proportions are not what any designers think they should be.

The first husband - not Kris, the record producer first husband - claims she had them done. I don't know if she's said. Sometimes they look real but she does go without a bra a lot and they still look like that. So she's either the luckiest woman in the world, or has good fake boobs.

Anytime I've gained/lost weight my boobs have paid the price. Nursing I got up to an F cup then went down to a C.

The yellow leaf next to his heart is me; the two leaves on the same branch are his children; the three individual leaves in the back are my child, our son-in-law and our grandson.

Right? Especially post child-birth/nursing.

She bought 'em, she can afford the best.

I'll see what I can do. He's not shy, I just have to catch him between work & taking the boys to Scouts. Its pretty amazing, we have a terrific artist.

Buy himself out? Of the band?

See? Even Tom looks vaguely disgusted as he turns away from Chet.

If Chris Pine wants to cry, he can cry. I will hold him. I will comfort him. It's ok, Chris, Jazmoonie is here for you.

I'm sorry, who are the pretty children in figure 1? I missed the reference to it, somehow.

Anyone understand that? Anybody?

Just curious - Vikings fan? Or just that disgusted with the douche-bag?

I don't wear a lot of makeup at all - mascara & maybe some eye brightening liner - so to me, all the makeovers, while lovely, look like wedding makeup to me. I like Victoria's best. She looks cute and the makeup enhances her features.

Calla lillies on top, they settled in.

The Jags and Raiders might pay for Peterson. Are those choices any better than the Vikings? I wouldn't think so.