And it was all dyed too dark and uniform for his skin tone. Looked like a vampire.

Yes, because when the Jets hired Rex he was the epitome of masculine beauty and physically, a god amongst men.

Bigger than I am. By A LOT now.

I feel like this happens every year.

I had to let it go, because if he's willing to give that level of commitment, well .... you win this round, 15 year old!!!!!

Yup. But still better than anything else I can find in the morning as background noise. Which is sad, very very sad.

So I came home from work today to find one of the toilets clogged. One of the teenagers was home all day. I told him to come out and unclog the toilet. He said it wasn't him, he hadn't used that toilet today. I said "so then someone broke in, shit in the toilet, closed the lid and left it clogged?" He said "that…

"It's fine. I was taking the picture, okay?????" said Kevin Love, at no time at all.

Chlamydia.

Goddam I love DWade.

Honestly, I might take Tebow over Matt Barkley as backup #7. Anybody else see that deer in the headlights look every time Barkley has taken the field over the past couple of seasons?

Nerve-wracking, but fascinating.

The look on Drew's face .....

Are those kinds of nails still in style? I stopped getting fakes (I don't think they're acrylics anymore?) awhile, so I don't have a great gauge for it.

Reggie Bush can run out on his own ... no wait, he might just need your help Brody.

Depends on the kids and to some extent, the parents. If your parents aren't Beatles' fans (it happens) and you aren't into "older" music, a teenager or even someone into their twenties isn't going to know who he is, maybe the name, maybe not the face.

Taken in a vacuum, these things are mind-blowing for a fan. Not to mention we still have so many needs to address, and now have a one-legged QB, a multitude of runners, a few people to catch the ball and about 2/3 of a defense. The offensive line, which needs to be strong, is not just yet.

I would enter every room like that, every day of the week, and still expect LOTS of fucking applause.

Thank you!

I'm not going to lie, there's some photos (esp. w/sunglasses) where I couldn't tell the difference.