Except Jelena has better implants.

Including Barbie.

Why not bubble bath? Yes, the dancing has to happen while you're drawing the bath, but the smoking is so much easier.

I realized today I had to quit my "dream job" although 5 years was a good run. Not so much a change of management as management changed, if that makes sense.

EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE IS A TANGENT.

And best of luck to you guys. I've lived in SoFla for awhile now, transplant from Philly, and people are so excited.

The way I see it, Chip is either a genius and will lead us to greatness, or a moron who will get run out of town come January.

Oh the good, good memories that brings up.

I'm just going to send my resume as a yoga teacher & paralegal in for consideration at safety. Sure, I'm a 5-5 woman who weighs 130#, but I've had back surgery (twice!) so I think I'm in.

True enough.

I'm still wondering if some of these signings are indeed assets to trade to plug the holes we still need plugged? I know Chippers says no, but ....

Only Sam Bradford. Just because everyone's mouth is hanging wide open that he's an Eagle now and he can jam that shit down our throats.

As a long time Eagles' fan, can I just tell you my head is exploding? What the fuck is going on here?

I'm an Eagles fan - a perplexed Eagles' fan, but nonetheless an Eagles' fan. I liked Nick Foles but felt like the loss of Bill Lazor hurt him a lot. He may do better in the Rams' system. But overall, I did feel that Foles was more likely to end up as a career back up than a franchise QB.

It was fugly

Its 82 in SoFla right now and I'm going to make a hot toddy tonight anyway. These all look good.

Its so funny because during the LBJ years, I not only knew every Heat player on the floor but everything about them. Now I'm watching a game and I have to wait a few seconds after I cheer so I can see the player's name on the back of the uniforms.

That's a really good point. I go to plenty of live events and yeah, I drive to the event, eat the $15 nachos and $10 Coke Zero and sometimes my team loses badly. There really shouldn't be any difference.

He's really cut out for his career

Just curious - I know zero, zip, zilch about MMA fighting - but I understood this to be a pay per view event. This morning on Mike & Mike the debate was that you would either feel (a) cheated due to the brevity of the match or (b) OK with it because you know Rousey is that good, it could be over that quickly and its…