jazmoonie
jazmoonie
jazmoonie

And we all know that feeling on some level. It makes her seem almost human.

Whaaat was that salsa dancing about yesterday?

I am so happy for you & your daughter. And that was really great advice too.

I'm an ugly RED crier but I'm willing to bet that both of our faces move appropriately. Jesus, her face is mainly paralyzed.

No number of *break the internet* butt pictures can help the insecurities that being the odd (wo)man out in that group must bring up. Every. Single. Insecurity.

I get to about 3 Heat games a year and in person, she is just. that. gorgeous. Screaming at her husband, she's beautiful. Screaming at refs, she's gorgeous.

Yeah, you've never heard Josh Gordon say "but God told me to take that extra toke/drink/pill so that I could overcome the obstacle he set in my path!!!!!"

Exactly! This kid has been fined 10's of thousands of dollars for not repeating the same 10 words everyone else says!

I never threatened in any way, but I was the mom that wanted her to try on 2 dresses I liked. She liked them fine and looked cute in them, but didn't light up like she did with THE dress.

Note: not a Seahawks fan, even a little bit.

We recently adopted our foster dog (shown above helping me stretch) joining our crew for a total of 6 dogs. Our lab mix (call her #4) loooooves ice cubes, and every time I give #6 an ice cube he takes it with this look of "I'm only taking this because I love you and I asked. I know its not really a treat, but I'm

Manganiello looks better when he's not so groomed.

I have a couple of relatives that interned at a specialty veterinary clinic in LA. They met several *celebrities* and both said, without a doubt, Moore was the nicest and seemed to be the most honestly concerned about her cats. She also was the only one who didn't show up with an assistant, just the cat(s).

Johnny & I are about the same age and I so crushed on him in my 20's and am so embarrassed now. So we can commiserate together. Remember the good of Johnny and not the mid-life crisis and poor movie choices.

Oh you, Chris Martin! How oh how will Jennifer Lawrence ever keep up with Gwyneth's sexy texts!

I have not been as aroused lately due to some issues outside of our relationship, and it has been a little hard on him.

Has anyone asked Luck how he likes his footballs? Every other QB/ex-QB has chimed in, maybe I've missed Luck's preferences.

This reminds me of the people who obsessively post things to their spouses/SO's Facebook pages about how wonderful their relationship is and how wonderful that person is. A little sap is great, a lot makes me wonder.

I'm helping my daughter with her first baby and the laundry! Her milky shirts, his little clothes, oh my goodness. The laundry!

My daughter has naturally light blonde hair. In middle school (circa 1995 ish) she decided she wanted to have dark burgundy colored hair. I think it was called eggplant or something lovely like that.