You are adorable. If this were a picture of me at that age, it would be very similar except for knee high tube socks with the stripes! On my *sassy* days (the days we'd ride by the ball field) I'd wear two different colored tube socks. Oh yeah.

That's what I was thinking. War paint right on those bitches.

What are the *other* options? Voodoo, light a few candles, steal some monkey cartilage, rub some essential oils on it ..... I'm curious what *other* options means!

Apparently its some sort of vintage designer shirt with that design.

BWAHAHAHAHA that is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard.

Johnny Depp is supposed worth somewhere close to a half a billion dollars and can certainly afford to be more selective with his roles. He used to be quirky but interesting; now he's quirky and sad.

Congratulations on your baby! And UGH.

So that's maybe why he would post something so "funny". Get a little notice.

I would say nope. There's not much plot and when they stumble into one, they fuck it up. There was no real "big bad" this season so really no one to cheer for or against. Unless Jessica Lange was the big bad? I mean, it was just shite.

Congratulations on both LOL!!!!

I'd had a girl (who is now in her 30's) and literally, I've never changed a boy diaper. Quite the difference, that little firehose LOL.

Not as much. I had a girl and this is a boy. Poop, yes. Pee, not so much.

Coke Zero burns laughing it out your nose! Thank you!

I started dating my husband shortly before his divorce was final. He asked for the ring back from her because it was a family heirloom and he thought his sister would want it. Wife #1 had a massive fit and shrieked at him "you are not giving MY ring to that old slut" (I'm 9 years older than he is, and at that time…

I think I love your grandmother too.

I've been a grandmother for 5 days now and I've been pooped on, pee'd on .... and feel super blessed. He's a healthy boy, LOL.

Which blonde actress enjoys cocaine—and other women's husbands?

Yup. Its all silly and ridiculous and makes you wonder what it is their faith is based upon.

Okay

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, alone for a moment in the locker room before heading out for the night. "I've been through a lot in life, and had some ups and downs. It's what's led me to this day."