Thor is hot garbage. Kingsman 2 is hot garbage on fire.

I don’t understand the actors who work with Woody Allen. He has only had a couple decent films and they were just OK. He is a monster with boring films about New York and English WASPY elites and a cad who is distracted by romancing some quirky, blonde ingenues.

Why would anyone think a loving homage to Woody Allen movies is a good idea?

Here’s one thing you have to remember: your muscles basically stop working after around a minute to a minute and a half of being submerged in water that cold. He might not have even been ABLE to get himself on the door, even if he wanted to. Especially since, as you said, he had been submerged in that cold water…

Everyone is saying he tried, and I know he did, but wasn’t it only once? I was eight when I saw this movie the first time, and it’s been quite a while, but I remember thinking he didn’t try very hard. Obviously I’ve never been in that situation, but I can’t imagine anyone just trying ONCE in a life or death situation.

Well there’s also like this entire debris field he could have used, hell lash a few frozen corpses together and use them as a makeshift raft. This is the dude who had the presence of mind to jump off a sinking ship and swim upwards with a companion even though I totally do not believe that the water displacement is…

wasn’t there tons of debris around the door? Surely it couldn’t have been hard to find something else to get onto.

Him sacrificing his life for a smidgen of a chance that Rose would survive is exactly the kind of romantic drivel that 1) fits within the overall sappy and silly storyline (so it actually works, tbh), 2) Cameron loves, 3) made Titanic so popular especially with teenage girls, and 4) makes us continue to talk about it…

In defense of Jack, I honestly wonder if most people in 1912 knew that you would straight up die from being in cold water for a few hours. Like, think of all the knowledge (and access to that knowledge) we have now that they didn’t then.

That’s what I think. The second part of what you said. Like I think before you go into hypothermic “this is the best we can do”-mode you would hit peak “OMG let me onto that door!!!”-mode, right? And I think you might get pretty damn creative during that phase. I don’t have math to back me up. Just going with my gut…

He’s white like yogurt and his last name’s Cheban. I will call him Chebani.

I’m a woman, and a photographer, and yes I feel the same. I can see, at VERRRRY first glance, his “Style” can be striking, simply because it’s a different type of photography than we are used to seeing in fashion......but come on. I could never understand why someone who just uses harsh lighting and photoshop could be…

Oh, so does this mean we can finally quit pretending that Terry Richardson hasn’t been gross as hell FOREVER? Also, his shitty photography has always been just as much garbage as he is as a human being, and I will never understand his popularity.

The fact that Kim Cattrall doesn’t care for SJP (this isn’t the first disagreement they’ve had) is a fantastic example of Kim’s acting abilities. I’ve seen the whole series and first movie. They appear to be close friends on screen. Out of the four of them, Kim got the worst character with the terrible lines. She’s…

Snowpiercer is sooooo good! My favorite part is when everybody pauses their fierce battle to the death because the anthem is playing.

YES. This and 28 Days Later are truly the top of the list.

Lava can move slowly, but pyroclastic flows don’t.

Contagion has to be my favorite on this list because let’s face it that movie has it all:

I have some real love for Twister, so I’m tacking that on here. Bill Paxton 4ever may he rest in peace. Also, a great performance from PSH, may he also rest in peace. Such a great flick.