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The Barfi soundtrack is the best! It’s featured prominently on my “chill the fuck out” playlist. RE: Don, I prefer the OG version (sorry, SRK!):

I was looking through the list going “Where is The Terror” and then stumbled upon it and all was well.  I hope it gets another seasons as an anthology series.

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Don is so good! If you haven’t seen it, also check out Don 2, and “Khaike Paan Banaraswala” from the original Don starring Big B.

>best known for her work in Quantico

Um... If I know men like Richard, he would maybe enjoy the worn pearl thong.

You forgot when Samantha gets hooked on Viagara. Oh and kissing after oral (Miranda won’t do it but gets offended if a guy doesn’t want to kiss her after she blows him, so dumb). Oh and the tantric yoga instructor who pissed Sam off because he wouldn’t fuck her, but I guess the idea there was NOT having sex? Oh, in

PMS can really be the shits.

Yeah, not taking oneself seriously is like, 50% of attraction for me

No one is the butt of the joke. It’s not mocking anyone, or designed to make someone feel bad. Do people who can’t get pregnant get mad when people announce real pregnancies? Should we ban all pregnancies because it might upset someone? This has got to be one of the dumbest things to get mad about.  

Women who have trouble getting pregnant are in no way the butt of fake pregnancy announcements.

I don’t know why but for me that was Jennifer Lawrence

I loved it! I also live in a state with legal recreational marijuana, have a job that does not drug test, and make enough money to be able to carry edibles with me at all times for impromptu after work trips to the movies.

It’s not pedophilia if it comes from Japan. It’s culture.

I read the headline, and immediately thought “I sure hope that she mentions the Very Secret Diaries!” I was not disappointed at all. And to 18-year old me they were plenty entertaining, and I had a great time sharing them with my friends. At that point in my life I had a few friends who were deep into the fan fiction

Fuck PETA. They aren’t about what they want you to think they’re about.

Straight woman and I totally would put a ring on it for her. She is objectively beautiful but her personality makes her seem so fun and engaging. I have the hugest crush on her.

Rihanna is literally the person I think of when I hear “hot” or “sexy”.

Is he up to date with his eye exams?

Either he’s very, very blind or he thinks he’s sparing your feelings.