The Mummy and The Mummy II are perfect movies. I watched The Mummy III only because all people of Chinese descent are obligated to watch any movie with any ties to Chinese culture, no matter how slim, but the franchise definitely lost half its charm when it lost Rachel Weisz. Now Universal is rebooting The Mummy, and…

Give them a stadium so their tiny little group has to huddle at one end looking at thousands of empty seats representing the millions of people who don’t care to hear it.

NPR reports that confusion reigns as to why precisely the appearance was cancelled

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.

“The three people killed on the bridge are men!”

OMG Oded Fehr. Especially because he’s become a silver fox. *fans self*

*faints*

I hate him. I hate him so much.

DEVON SAWA HAIR. That is accurate and that is all.

8/10 still would. Oh man I had a huge Brendan Fraser crush time. Andplusalso John Hannah. If you haven’t seen Sliding Doors (I know.... GOOP) you really should if only for John Hannah.

Covert Affairs, like all good USA shows, manages to be well-written, and extremely well-cast with actors who are both very good looking and very good at their jobs. I found his character to be particularly likeable, but he only pops up in a few episodes each season.

OH MY GOD ODED FEHR. The first time I’d ever seen him in anything it was in Covert Affairs so I was appropriately thrilled to see him in this. And was really fucking happy at the end when he was still alive because it looked like it was going to go the way of ‘POC man who actually knows what the fuck he’s about dies…

Ok. Brendan Fraser in the Mummy was the awakening of my young loins. The pants, the guns, the pithy comments, all under the crown of that Devon Sawa hair. The man was beautful. This is indisputable. HOWEVER, I’m not sure if you’ve seen the poor man RECENTLY but god, that good thing went bad. So really, you’re both…

I am like, low key pissed at my friends because they allowed me to get to my college graduation before making this discovery. Like CLEARLY this was a major part of the late 90s/early 00s experience and I am coming onto it almost TWENTY YEARS after the fact.

I....wow. This is a lot to process.

I have a yuge soft spot for that movie and rarely express the affection to most people.

A judge dismissed Katherine Jackson’s attempt to get a restraining order against her nephew Trent.

I can’t hear or read the word “Encino” without thinking of that cinematic masterpiece Encino Man. And now I’m imagining a sequel that still has Pauly Shore, but with Sherri Shepard as the lead.