jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil
jazmaniandevil

The conquistadors destroyed a lot-they’re the reason we have, like, three books left from my ancestors the Maya.

Morena Baccarin, a woman I know as Brody’s wife on Homeland who is also apparently on Gotham,

Sean Spicer:

Meanwhile, women fucking suck.

Trump doesn’t KNOW Bannon? It’s like telling me that I don’t really know my clit.

This is awful news. My condolences go out to the Murphy family and all those who knew Charlie.

Frank Burns and Harriet Oleson (LHOP) are my two favorite TV comedic villains. Mrs. Oleson (Katherine MacGregor) is still alive at 92. They were so good in their roles.

(OMG tell me that there’s a whole series of misandry gifs JUST of Frank servicing Hotlips. XD They are really the perfect avatar for it.)

Michaela Coel is a queen!!! I binged season 2 in one sitting she makes me so proud and quite frankly I relate to Tracey cause I’m a bit of a Tracey😂😂😂. But back to Michaela she is so multi talented and speaks on the issues that face WoC. Look at her! She’s a damn goddess!!

Oh my god can you imagine if they end up being the kind of BFFs where their kids know him as Uncle Jake? Jake Gyllenhaal would be the best/strangest cool uncle.

I’m pretty much happy anytime anyone remembers Strong Bad and Homestar.

Potential Jez meet-cute, too much yay and excitement in this thread I don’t even know what to do with myself omg

Bahaha you get a +1 for the Yiddish reference alone. And you’re a lawyer! I’m in finance. This is the perfect Jewish stereotype.

Clearly we’re bashert.

My dream is that this whole situation drives Kendall deep into an existential crisis, where she isolates herself from her Kardashian Klan for six months, churning the loamy soil of her soul for purpose and meaning. She starts reading up on the histories of marginalized peoples and their fight for civil rights in this

Especially when you consider how often a sex scene is absolutely superfluous to the narrative being told. I saw Ewan McGregor talk about this in an interview a few years ago. He basically said that yes, sex scenes are horrible to shoot, but that he tries really hard to make sure that he chooses projects that aren’t

This poor girl has NO ass.

I’m in the same boat here. I know that women here are telling the truth that they’ve had some really good oral sex performed on them but at the same time my experience makes me internally scoff and say, they’re lying that it’s that good. At this point (almost 30 years old) I’ve started believing that I will probably